Funny Facebook Status : Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don’t get it. Moving on...
Funny Facebook Status : When I kill a spider or any type of bug I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge...
Funny Facebook Status : I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you...
Funny Facebook Status : When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect...
Funny Facebook Status : If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them...
Funny Facebook Status : Forget the “poke” button… I want a “Punch someone in the face so they know how dumb they really are” button...
Funny Facebook Status : Some people u know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window...
Funny Facebook Status : When someone says "hey man, its been a while!" I can't help but think "I've been avoiding you, but you're becoming a better finder."...
Funny Facebook Status : If a person is texting while walking through a crosswalk against oncoming traffic that has green light I think it should be legal to hit them...
Funny Facebook Status : will never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!...
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