Funny Facebook Status : It's not hotter this year. It's just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit...
Funny Facebook Status : I've never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."...
Funny Facebook Status : Please don't say you just had a newborn baby. If you say you just had a baby, the newborn part is assumed. Nobody thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your crotch...
Funny Facebook Status : I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One," so when I try to add people, it will say, "No One wants to be your friend."...
Funny Facebook Status : Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding...
Funny Facebook Status : Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you...
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